Anyone have a good D&D joke (or two) to share?

Discussion in 'RPG Discussion' started by Erik Garland, Feb 3, 2016.

  1. Erik Garland

    Erik Garland Level 0 Character

    Why do dwarves have such big nostrils?

    Look at the size of their fingers!!
     
    Erik Garland, Feb 3, 2016
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  2. chainsaw

    chainsaw Troubadour

    How do you make a million bucks in the RPG business? Invest two million.
     
    chainsaw, Feb 3, 2016
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  3. stahlnee

    stahlnee Spellbinder

    It's fantasy. You can only die if you really want to!
     
    stahlnee, Feb 3, 2016
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  4. Erik Garland

    Erik Garland Level 0 Character

    Do you know how wire was invented?

    Two dwarves were fighting over a copper piece.
     
    Erik Garland, Feb 5, 2016
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  5. Erik Garland

    Erik Garland Level 0 Character

    How many Wizards does it take to change a light bulb?

    Depends on what you are wanting to change it into!
     
    Erik Garland, May 19, 2016
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