Gary Con 2 Event Submission (unofficial)

:lol: I wouldn't want to scare off the Father of The Dragon!

 

It wasn't so much scare off as it was turn off...

"Oh, the imagery..the imagery..." (done in my best Brando voice...)

 

Are you trying to tell me that me wearing pants will turn you on? Yikes! I'll wear a skirt instead... :lol:

 

That's somewhat of a leap in logic, is it not? It does not necessarily follow that if I find the unwanted (and unasked-for) image of you sans culottes somewhat off-putting, that the (again unasked-for) vision of you in trousers is necessarily titillating, either. What Mondo Bizarro channels does your TV tune in?

Go ahead with the skirt thing, and let me know how it comes out; anyone that wears a skirt in Wisconsin in March that does not have to is nuts. Ask any female resident. Even good Scots wear trews under their kilts when the snow flies and the cold winds swirl.

 

Oh, come on fellas, I'm just having a good bit of cheeky fun with ya'! I'll have my pants on... No skirts, kilts, togas, or anything else of that nature...!

 

:lol:

Okay, then.

 

It was the prospect of cheeks that had us worried...

 

Any way for us to see what's been submitted so far?

 

Lol (don't be coy...)

I can imagine frost-bitten cheeks would be the order of the day in early March in the Howling Hills... err... Wiscaaansin.