How to pick up chicks...

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Dale, Apr 6, 2009.

  1. Druvas

    Druvas Spellbinder

    This nearly made me throw up. Good job! My advice on how to pick up chicks? Chloroform and an old tee-shirt *.



    *Since no one here knows me, I should caveat that with a "I'm just kidding" and using shock-value for humor!
     
  2. Melf

    Melf Administrator Staff Member

    Deogulf,

    That is a horrendous cartoon. I think I saw that girl at one of the Milwaukee Gen Cons though...
     
  3. deogolf

    deogolf Chevalier


    Don't blame me! Blame Jim Holloway! :lol:
     
  4. Melf

    Melf Administrator Staff Member

    I was looking around the forum trying to see what got the most views- so I can keep the boards busy and entertaining. My question is how come the "How to pick up chicks" thread has over 200 and most evrything else gets 30-60 views! :shock:
     
  5. Druvas

    Druvas Spellbinder

    Ahem... I suspect that it is because that is a question near and dear to nerdom. :D Okay, it is near and dear to most men, but especially so for our group...
     
  6. nukeddude

    nukeddude Level 0 Character

    women love men in uniform :D
     
  7. Melf

    Melf Administrator Staff Member


    Is that why you joined the Navy nukedude? If so I wish MSG Orr had a chance to talk to you before you signed up. He was one of my best recruiters. He used to use the being out to sea for 6 months at a time on all the young guys with girlfriends. Yeah, you are going to be out at sea and Jody (generic term for the rat bastard that is trying to bang sleep with your girl) is right next door....

    He got a few of those guys into the Army Nat'l Guard with that line of thought :lol:
     
  8. the keeper

    the keeper Spellbinder

    GET THAT PUPPY, MELF!! GET 'EM!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
  9. nukeddude

    nukeddude Level 0 Character

    :shock: LOL no but thx for the warning
     
  10. Druvas

    Druvas Spellbinder

    Women do love men in a uniform. When I was in the Nasty Guard (Army) I was a young buck in college. I left school to go to Basic and when I got back, I was 30 pounds leaner, much stronger, and having had a "real" military experience, those boys in the Corp of Cadets at VA Tech didn't stand a chance - I took their wimmin and had my way with them. :lol: Now, they laugh at me cause' I'm getting grey hairs and fairly fat. :( But it's okay; I gots my woman (well, she has me...).
     
  11. kveldulf

    kveldulf Chevalier

    Heh, the times they are a-changin' though. I've heard from a couple of folks that with females on navy ships there is a certain Club Med atmosphere.

    Meanwhile, of the 14 Army National Guard joes in my LST's logistics section there are 3 whose soon-to-be-ex-wives have cleaned them out on money while letting Jody bang them like screen doors in a hurricane. Since I have 2 females of the 14 in the loggie section and therefore only 12 male joes that gives my element a 25% divorce rate in just a one year deployment. And the rest of the company and battalion are not in much better shape.

    Not sure if that is a comment on women's behavior in general, or on the taste in women of my joes!

    Andy


    PS - For non-military types, "joe" is a generic slang term for troops (usually junior enlisted, but also for troops in general). Also, in this context "LST" means "Logistics SUpport Team" not "Landing Ship, Tank" ; )
     
  12. the keeper

    the keeper Spellbinder

    VERY SNEAKY, Nukedude. Join the 'Military Club Med' & not a word to ol' buddy Deekin. I see how you young pups are. :roll:
     
  13. MAJ Bill

    MAJ Bill Level 0 Character

    I have seen that scenario play out too many times in the units I have been in. I tell my wife some of those stories and she thinks I'm telling her "Preachy" cautionary, bad wife tales. No, that's just the way it is. I don't need to make them up. I have my theories as to why this sort of things happen with such regularity.
     
  14. GeneWeigel

    GeneWeigel Footpad

    Honestly? In my husband/father life, I would like to see a "how not to pick up chicks" remedy without coming across as repulsive.

    Being disgusting is always easy...

    PHFFFTTT!!!!

    HI HOW ARE YA?!?!


    But you can't go around smelling like diarrhea all day...

    ;)

    Ever notice how saying that you have kids to deter romantic interest almost always has the opposite effect on women?

    I hate that!

    ;)
     
  15. Melf

    Melf Administrator Staff Member

    Andy's tale is all too common. The military guys seem to do a poor job overall in selecting faithful women. Note that "Jody" is a common term in the military for that guy back on the block trying to get your women in the prone position while you are away.
     
  16. Dale

    Dale Administrator

    Alright, I had to do a "thread bump" to the first thread I created for the Off-Topic area.

    It was a tongue-in-cheek way to try to bring a little humor to the sub-title.


    Back to the top I say! :p
     
  17. Druvas

    Druvas Spellbinder

    Alright, I'll bite again. How to pick up chicks? Rufees, malt liquor and a Gord the Rogue novel. No? :D
     
  18. geekpreacher

    geekpreacher Spellbinder

    How to pick up chicks?

    Girls love Zombie movies. Hang out at the Zombie movie flicks at the theater and you will meet awesome hot chicks. Make sure to wear your pocket protector and best plaid shirt. Girls go crazy for it.
     
  19. Druvas

    Druvas Spellbinder

    That always worked for me! :lol:
     
  20. Emperor Xan

    Emperor Xan Troubadour

    Tell them about your character. lol
     

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