From the event submissions page: "All GMs who submit 12 hours (or more) of events by October 31st will get a uniquely designed GC IX GM t-shirt. This shirt is only available to GMs and will not be for sale at the convention." If you submit 24 hours worth of events you won't get two shirts, but you will be awesome.
Skip, Please fill in the blank with either "will not" or "will". If you submit events after October 31st and exceed 12 hours you ______ get a GM t-shirt.
GaryCon mankini at least? Seriously, though, where are the GC bucket hats? The more hair I lose, the more hats I need!